How many times do I have to say I'm not bothered? Where are you getting this from? Are we speaking different languages?OK..... Still not sure what's bothering you so much. I am not bothered by you. "Ignore" me man, be done with it.
All over an Oxford Comma? Really? OK then!
Pro tip: when she says "no", it probably doesn't mean "yes" either... even if you think she was just straightening her blouse to get your attention.